I saw kids and I went for it!!!

Yes, those words were uttered from my mouth. I can hardly believe it! OK, OK, I'm lying. I can totally believe it. But to clarify so that people don't get TOO wrong an idea of me.

I was out with my roommates at a Chick-fil-A and we decided to sit down to eat rather than taking it home. My roommates receive their order and go find a booth to sit at. I get my order and head over to the condiment counter to get a straw and napkins. I sit down at the booth and one of my roommates, Brit, mentions that I'm a re-re because I got "the wrong straw." I think to myself "How can this be the wrong straw? A straw is a straw. You put your lips around it and suck." I reply with "Whatever are you talking about woman?" To which she pointed at the wrapper that says "Kids Straw" and the extendable and flexible neck. Naturally I responded with "I saw kids and I went for it." This is when my brain kicked in and noticed that there were kids sitting at the table adjacent to us. Not only were there kids but the kids' parents as well. I look around the restaurant and realize that there's a fuckton of kids everywhere. I eventually put two and two together and realize that it's "Kids Night" at Chick-fil-A and I've potentially put our house on the one of those child molestor databases. This is where my mind wanders to Chris Hansen showing up at my house and making a fool of me on public television. Then my mind eventually escapes its version of morale thought and I continue to laugh (that probobly didn't help the situation) and took a bite out of my tasty tasty chicken sammich.