1 post tagged “perverseness”
For many people, being around me turns out to be a bad thing. Not so much that bad things happen around me, but more so that their mind becomes infinitely more twisted. This is something that I've had to deal with every where I go. If it's not me saying something perverse it's some one else saying something that is taken perversely by me, causing me to chuckle or even just smile and shake my head. I've tried to contain my thoughts to myself my just smiling and keeping the need to laugh at bay. Even with the smile my friends look at me, and then think to themselves "how in the hell could that have been misconstrued to a thought like.... HEEEYYYYY!" Eventually it gets bad enough for the people hanging around me that even when I'm not in their presence they catch things that would be extremely perverse and start giggling as I do. My friends Jesse, Brit, and Bunny are prime examples. There was a D&D night the other week that although I didn't attend it with the three of them my presence was felt do to multiple perverse sayings causing the three of them to chuckle and cause the other attendees to give questioning stares. (So I was told) But never have I thought that I would reach the day where a friend of mine would say something so perverse, while knowing it's one of the most perverse things to say, that I would be taken aback. Here's the conversation:
Kyle: we should reopen that window
Friend1: Yeah, it'll help keep the house cool again tonight.
Kyle: I didn't close it all the way so it shouldn't stick.
Friend2: *has trouble opening the window*
Kyle: apparently it's still stuck, i swear i had nothing to do with that =)
Friend1: too bad
Kyle: ...exqueaze me?
Friend1: you know, leave a present for *LandLord* (we're moving out cause she our landlord sucks)
Kyle: ...hmmm I can take care of that for you.
Friend1: yeah, feel free to "paint" anything you want
Kyle: .......................................yeah, i might just do that, and we'll leave blacklights in all the lights to surprise them when they show the house for the potential buyers.
Friend1: just make sure to not paint anything we own.
Kyle: yessa massa, my aim is great!
